I’ve been pacing my room for the past hour trying to figure out why we lost to LMU this past Saturday. Talent definitely was not the issue. Yes, they’re ranked higher than us but we hung with them almost the entire game. Sure we had some trouble defeating their ten-man ride and yeah, we allowed ourselves, again, to be man-down more than we would’ve liked, but we owe the loss to something greater. I’m blaming the loss against LMU to team dissonance.
There’s been a heated debate among the team for almost two weeks now and it’s tearing us apart. There’s been yelling, fighting, stick throwing, even graphs and pie charts have been made in effort to try and explain who’s the hottest 2010 Sport Illustrated swimsuit model. No one can come to an agreement. It’s utter chaos.
I happen to think Melissa Satta takes the cake with her painted on Italian soccer jersey. Her swimsuit is painted on and even that barely does her body justice. The woman is flawless. I challenge you to flip to that page and not feel immediate primal rage towards her boyfriend, ex-Italian striker, Christian Vieri. Dude plays soccer! Scratch that; played soccer. Come on! What does he have that I don’t? Looks? Na, there’s a picture of him. Millions? I’m working on that. Athletic prowess? I’m an SC Laxer!
I just don’t get women.