The Trojan lacrosse team has been forced to keep its win-streak on hold for a few weeks due to crazy amounts of rain in southern California. Someone needs to get Al Gore on the phone and let him know that global warming has just gotten serious: it’s affecting lacrosse.
People of America hear me when I say the climate is out of control. Innocent college lacrosse players are being denied their freedom to play lacrosse. Citizens, it would appear America has a new enemy. We’re being terrorized by Mother Nature.
The climate alert has just been updated to an orange, almost red level. It’s kinda like a burnt orange. Or a sunset-esk amount of terror.
Which is ironic because things are far from sunny! We must come together and solve the climate crisis before lacrosse remains a victim of of Mother Nature forever. I pray the Lax Gods her something for Valentine’s Day…
